Tuesday, April 29, 2008

bonus anecdote #1: mom's safe sex chat

It would be giving mom the short-shrift to make this her only representation here so I'm adding it as bonus entry.

If you get pregnant our family'll be shamed,
your father will die of a heart attack
and you'll be responsible
for taking care of me
I'll move in, you quit university, work to support me.

Imagine me: The condom broke.

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