Tuesday, March 9, 2010

tribute # 168 - the shrill sergeant

pilates class, late:

tense-pert warnings:
"appropriate attire"
(that I didn't own).

the final straw was:

the only mat space left:
the huge berth
front and center

of instructor
and her painted on
Lycra camel toe.

(people don't tell,
they respond.)

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