Tuesday, May 18, 2010

anecdote #106 - visitor girl

I was to entertain dad's client's daughter
my age; "so we'd be friends"

she ordered me: crawl behind.
when I did, "train engine" stopped,
threw her skirt over my head and
farted ripe and splattering.

large personal distance,
avoidance = good.


Lodo Grdzak said...

I'd seek physical distance after that encounter. Oh no!

Pearl said...

yeah, funny how writing it down makes it smaller, contains the residual stink.