Friday, April 17, 2009

anecdote #18 (double) - Jade

pounced me every time
I ate something she considered "weird"
or whenever I was visibly tired,
with wiggly pronouncements
of my pregnancy.
she "could tell".

I finally ultimatumed her:
each time you assure me I'm pregnant
you're accusing me
of screwing around
because that vasectomy was years ago.

(that made her swallow her lips.)

once I blurted:
omg, in my dream last night
you were pregnant with my child!

she beelined away, skipped break chat.
(now *that* was an accident.)


Rosemary Nissen-Wade said...

That's what's called a "happy accident" lol!

Pearl said...

indeed. TMI and too much emotion in the early hours of workday was easy to live without.